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The future of airport scans

November 17th, 2010

April 23, 2018 – BOSTON – The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) today introduced the first deployment of through-body X-ray scanners at each of Logan International Airport’s security checkpoints.  The machines, which scan through the clothes and bodies of passengers, supplant the earlier backscatter imagers, which cannot penetrate the skin.

“There have been concerns for some time about the ability of terrorists to bring weapons and explosives through checkpoints by concealing them in body cavities,” said TSA spokesman Tom Parsons. “These scanners will allow us to significantly increase the safety of air travel.”

The machines operate much like medical diagnostic X-ray scanners.  Each passenger passes through an arched gateway, which has an X-ray source on one side and a detector on the other.  The X-rays pass through the passenger’s clothes and body, and any concealed items appear on a screen being watched by a TSA agent.  Much like the X-ray machines used to scan luggage, suspicious items are highlighted in color.

Though the technology has been available for many years, the recent push to deploy the scanners at airport security checkpoints was driven by a rash of suicide bombings in which the bombers concealed the explosives inside themselves.  In a failed attempt on a transcontinental flight last October, a terrorist was found to have an astonishing 5 kg of high explosives packed in her GI tract.

The through-body machines are not without controversy.  Harvard researcher Dr. Nestor Lokenbal notes that the X-rays emitted by the machines are ionizing radiation capable of causing DNA damage and cancer. “A single scan from one of these machines is equivalent to nearly three years of natural background radiation,” says Lokenbal, “which corresponds to an absolute lifetime cancer risk increase of about 0.1% per scan.”  He continued, “That might not sound like much, but the effect is additive, so for frequent fliers and pilots, the added hazard can be quite significant.”

The TSA’s Parsons dismisses the risk, noting that the machines have been tested by the TSA to be safe, even though precise information about their operation remains classified.  “We are confident that the flying public will accept through-body scans as necessary for flight safety, much as they did backscatter scanners in 2010 and the ban on laptop computers in 2015.”  As an alternative, passengers can opt out of the through-body X-ray and instead be subjected to a manual full body cavity search.

The American Civil Liberties Union announced it is suing to stop the use of the machines, citing fourth amendment concerns, among others.

  1. Vince
    November 23rd, 2010 at 08:50 | #1

    Better yet: the TSA could serve anyone opting out of the scans a cocktail laced with a healthy dose of laxatives…hopefully by 2018 the number of airport/plane bathrooms will have increased…

  2. Nichole
    December 2nd, 2010 at 14:06 | #2

    “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
    -Benjamin Franklin

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